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My hubby will not see me for a few months when this game comes out.

What part of Rochester? I'm one of those commuters from Buffalo.

Sounds like you'll fit right in.

I can turn it in to one class HelloWorldApp { public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println("Hello World!"); //Display the string. } }

It's a darn good thing it's not installed on my PC!

R0bvious, if you're reading this, get me the songs and I'll throw them up here. But if you want to respond, I guess you'll just have to sign up on the forums :rotfl: I'm particularly fond of song #2! Pittsburgh LAN Coalition, Inc. Pennsylvania's Premiere LAN Parties Alright, so I got a little bored last night. This being said, I'd like to present to you, my humble fan-base, my latest single (... my only single): -------------------------------------------------------------- r0bVious - Netgraph Lyrics: r0bVious - Netgraph wrote: This is my mic, you're nailed with a lag spike Look down at your netgraph and see what it looks like It's like the apocalypse has hit your ISP Oh shit, oh noes, there goes your whole killing spree It was fly ya'll, the way they were walled taking your bullets, that bitch, at which they were appalled. Hopped in the cobra, and you flew like a pro Caught-'em-undressin'-You-taught-them-a-lesson: that-what-they-reap is what they sew. You had been shot down, but what they didn't know: You had enough skill to take that flag all on your own. ... Now it's the last round. You put down the C-4. Your job is Window, Your teammate's at the door. But both you guys forget the tunnel coming from the floor, and when you go to check the CT team pours from the door and the window It just goes to show, Murphy's Law does exist in games now, you know. And when the other team is laughing and rolling in the dough, And the next round is Eco, AKA Death Row And the only strat you have is a bum-rushed "GO!" Make sure to blame the lag, of course you don't blow. Maybe it's your rates. Netgraph. (Being as anal as I am about these stupid 'fun' things, I'll prolly end up recording it again to perfect the really fast part, as well as some other things.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MORE: If I didn't embarass myself enough on the first try, I made a second song to a different beat about my defeat in UT at Pittco 3. Written with humor and smile/wink at perfecti0n. This one is considerably longer (about 4:30), though the song itself cuts out around 3:00, I add some filler just to finish the beat. r0bVious - Headshot Oh yes, I say "loss" like "loth" and "Power Ups" like "Powups" or something like that. My tongue got confused, but the rest isn't bad so I figured I'd just go with it. r0bVious - Headshot wrote: Here it goes. This is it. I lost the finals today. Shit. Aight let's drop it. Let's make this one sick. Let's make this one tits. I make it stick. Verse after Verse, Rhyme after Rhyme... I make it crack your mind, with each damn line. -- It was a 1 vee 1, He was gunnin' me, son The outcome looked bleak, He had me on the run. He spit fire with that flak cannon. A single shot turned my dodge into a crashlandin'. I could hear him from 'cross the room. His shouts signifying... my impending doom. This the finals. Getting owned by his style, Smears all over the tile. (Headshot, Headshot, Headshot) I just put my head in my hands, Dream of the promised land of being UT champ, with prizes, a pedestal that rises. Instead of "I think I can", I'm getting owned by HIS hand What can you do? he's after you And you got 30 to 2 In his favor, Has a bitter flavor Forever be unsavored. (Headshot, Headshot, Headshot) It's not a matter of sportmanship, Or of the loss forthwith Or that "my wrist is stiff" Or "I don't give a shit" Just the fact is, I thought I was good at it. Never thought I'd quit, winning shit, Taking tournaments, bit by bit. I'm not throwing a fit, that is that, in fact I met the man and he's one pretty damn cool cat. But sitting high up on my throne is done r0bVious surrenders, perfecti0n has won. Watching the sun set, Knowing I lost the bet Having to pay my debt, Of not losing yet. So I go home, lock 'n load. Make n00bs' heads explode. Tell them all to hit the road. Make 'em think I'm in godmode. (Headshot, Headshot, Headshot) Practice makes perfecti0n, it's easy to see. I know what he's got, and why he beat me, so I'm taking it personally Going on a killing spree For practice, my decree (Headshot, Headshot) I'm getting my degree in the DM of UT I'll move like Jet Li And I'll sting like a bee. And don't for a minute find this hard to believe Practicing day and night, to set myself free. That's right, You heard me, Uh-huh. ...To set myself free. (Headshot.) ...Shock Combos, Rocket Splash Minigun Tracers, a scorpion's slash. Health packs and Power ups. I would have missed with my lightning gun, but you forgot to duck. (Headshot.) (Headshot.) I do it all... ...To set myself free. Getting my degree. Day and night. ...To set myself free. (Headshot.) And dammit: Don't for a minute find this hard to believe. I'm practicing, day and night. ...To set my. self. Free. To set myself, To set myself... ..Free. ...To set myself free. (Headshot.) ...To set myself free. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Third song. r0bVious - Life of a Gamer Not too happy with recording quality and volume equalization...my voice sounds so corny, but whatever... then again (at least regarding quality), I'm using Windows Media Player and Voice Recorder ;p I'm too tired to really care much more about it. Definitely fun to write, though. Read into the lyrics, I made a few good references to NS, HL2, HL2DM, BF2, Vampire: Bloodlines, etc etc.... Oh yeah, and [Rawr] is the PvP guild I'm joining. I must be really bored or something. r0bVious - Life of a Gamer wrote: So I cancelled my WoW account, Too much scream, not enough shout I knew what the game was all about But it just seemed too easy, so I was in, and now I'm out. I find myself playing NS again, And HL2DM is once more my friend Guild Wars is another on which that I depend, Though my guild isn't around to make amends. I find myself a hungry Vampire, And once again overthrowing the Combine Empire. Awaiting Aftermath and reading all the inquires on Dark Messiah that I can aquire. I still haven't opened that game Second Sight, Which was on sale that one warm night My DDR pads need some dusting, While my twitch had just started rusting. I can't wait for F.E.A.R. While I PvP with [Rawr] Once again Marine, in the Alien Scene, on Steam Turning obscene, lotsa battle scars. In between work hours and showers, Excercising powers, taking wins all as ours My Elementalist turns perfectionist, In the arena making all the enemies cower. I launch filing cabinets with the Z-PEG Of the final scores I take J-Pegs Gotta start DDR some much, much more 'cuz lost all muscle in both legs. It's not a question of skill, but a question of fun Will I be humored for the whole run? Can it keep me entertained until the setting of the sun? Yes or none? Or will I get frustrated a ton? Will I shout these upset words, while I blame the gun: "That's it, No more, I give up, hate the game, I'm done!" That's no fun. ... So I cancelled my WoW account. I've once again found my shout. Fire up some games, blow up some planes, drivin' tanks, climbing up the ranks, oh no doubt. I'm instead laying waste to All my foes, And clearing my name of Vampiric woes After all that's how the story goes It's like a virtual row of dominos. And that's all of the hip-hop prose, From this beat, you know hope you liked the rhythm, hope you liked the flow. But it's time for me to go. Don't consider it a sin, But you see I have to log in, I have some graphically advanced games to play. And win. You see... I have some graphically advanced games to play. And win.

Congrats to Perfecti0n and Cheerios for taking 1st and 3rd at Massive Lan yesterday. We'll have the video up soon. The two brothers fought it out in the closest deathmatch game played at the tournament yesterday. Cheerios lost out 2nd place to Lu_Bu who lost to Perfecti0n. Unfortunately, Lu_Bu and Cheerios did not go head to head. We're looking forward to lu_Bu joining us at our next lan party for a good match.

June bad month. LELP is June 11th. I'm making Bob go hehe June 18th we have a graduation party. He doesn't know about it yet... until he reads his email or this post :-D

Stop giving it swirleys and perhaps you can use it! :bump:

HERCULES HERCULES! I gonna play UT99! Watch out Nemesis I'm a comin to haunt you! The Brat is Back!

Here's your voting results so far! 4.5 days left to cast your ballot! Aliens Vs Predator 2 1 7.69% Battlefield 1942 5 38.46% Battlefield Vietnam 2 15.38% Battlefront 3 23.08% Call of Duty 1 7.69% Counter Strike 5 38.46% Day of Defeat 0 0.00% Desert Combat 2 15.38% Far Cry 4 30.77% Need for Speed Underground 2 4 30.77% Republican Commandos 1 7.69% Tribes 4 30.77% Unreal Tournament 2004 4 30.77% Unreal Tournament 99 6 46.15%

Our members have made a total of 7396 posts We have 100 registered members The newest member is tw3kr Welcome Tw3kr!

The show would be NOTHING without Simon. Besides! He's right MOST of the time!

Im tempted to scratch the whole dang thing and start over again. :flush: This is the list that I got when I asked for it. Never fear, this will be the last game survey *I* put out. /me looks at Dragon for next time....

Aliens Vs Predator 2 1 14.29% Battlefield 1942 5 71.43% Battlefield Vietnam 2 28.57% Battlefront 1 14.29% Call of Duty 1 14.29% Counter Strike 3 42.86% Day of Defeat 0 0.00% Desert Combat 0 0.00% Far Cry 2 28.57% Need for Speed Underground 2 3 42.86% Republican Commandos 0 0.00% Tribes 1 14.29% Unreal Tournament 2004 1 14.29% Unreal Tournament 99 4 57.14%

Stats from today: Aliens Vs Predator 2 1 16.67% Battlefield 1942 4 66.67% Battlefield Vietnam 1 16.67% Battlefront 1 16.67% Call of Duty 1 16.67% Counter Strike 2 33.33% Day of Defeat 0 0.00% Desert Combat 0 0.00% Far Cry 1 16.67% Need for Speed Underground 2 2 33.33% Republican Commandos 0 0.00% Tribes 0 0.00% Unreal Tournament 2004 0 0.00% Unreal Tournament 99 3 50.00%

One thing I didn't count on was the fact that you can't view the results. So I will post them as I get them. Right now, Battlefield, UT99 and Counterstrike are the top 3 since this morning when I posted the link. In the meantime, I will continue to work on the survey to get the bugs out. If there was a game missing, POST! Here is the raw data: Which games would you like to play at the next lan party? Pleae choose three answers. Answer Count Percentage Aliens Vs Predator 2 - 1 20.00% Battlefield 1942 - 3 60.00% Battlefield Vietnam - 1 20.00% Battlefront - 0 0.00% Call of Duty - 1 20.00% Counter Strike - 2 40.00% Day of Defeat - 0 0.00% Desert Combat - 0 0.00% Far Cry - 1 20.00% Need for Speed Underground 2 - 1 20.00% Republican Commandos - 0 0.00% Tribes - 0 0.00% Unreal Tournament 2004 - 0 0.00% Unreal Tournament 99 - 3 60.00%

April's Game Vote We're experimenting with new and improved website stuff so our April Vote will be a bit different. I'm sure people will approve :bump: The Survey works, however please keep in mind that it IS "Under Construction" :cheer:

I'm glad you remember the pain I use to cause you. :rotfl: And for those who think that I just sit on the couch during lan parties and watch movies all the time... Yes, I really did to play UT99!

Oooh Relic of Vengence! Get off the computer kids! I gotta go chase Jay around!

Nem, you are so out of practice that I can beat ya! Ok, well maybe not, but I did play B.Ob. and won! But he said he was takin it easy on me... yah right Anyway, Matrix guys, you rock. You may not have walked away with the $100 vs Perfection, but you guys did walk away with other good prizes Can't wait until we meet up again!

Pictures and tourney winners will be posted later tonight. We were just too whipped yesterday to do much of anything after the lan party It was a great time!

I'm sorry to hear that. We'll be thinkin about you.

WOOHOO! Some UT action for the new projector! We'll get the rules up ASAP. As Dragon pointed out, the rules should be up by the end of tonight. I do hope to see you there! It would be nice to see some friendly competition!